Since we currently have no beauty queens to perch atop a float and we were not sure where to turn to train our group in the art of float waving, we are going a different route.
We decided to give out free coffee to the grown-ups and balloons to the wee ones.
If you're too old for balloons and too young for coffee, just ask for a frisbee. We still have a few.
If you have a church and are uncomfortable having your little ones advertising a new church, just bring a pin. Pop the balloon and blame it on someone standing nearby. Of course be prepared to go to McDonalds to make up for the balloon mishap.
Want to join us? Of course we can use the help. . . See you there.
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